As vossas "One lines" preferidas

Relembrando a primeira mensagem :

Como o titulo diz, é para falarem nas vossas "One lines" peferidas!
Eu tenho muitas, entre elas:

Brittany: Did you know that dolphin are like gay sharks?
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Jessy: This song should be arrestid by the crime of sucking
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Kurt: They gonna throw fruit at us! And I just have a facial
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Sue: Think this is hard? Try it under water, that's hard

bibs escreveu:

Firework escreveu:

E depois esta.
Rachel: The truth is, Santana, you can dish it out but you can't take it. Ok, maybe you're right, maybe I'm destined to play the title role of Broadway musical version of "Willow" but the only job you gonna have is working on a pole!

Hilariante xD

bahaha amen

eu acho que ela disse bling, eu ja vi o ep com varias legendas e diz tudo o mesmo xD

Ya, eu também ja vi: gravei na Meo e aparece jóias -.- mas Blaine era tao fixe xD

Rachel: “I know you’re lonely, I can’t even imagine how hard it must be to have feelings in high school that you can’t act on for fear of being humiliated, ridiculed or worse. We’re going to win Nationals this year and you know how we’re going to do that? Because we have you…that’s twelve people who love you just for being exactly the way that you are. I know you’re lonely but you’re not alone”

Essa frase prova o quão maravilhosa é a Rachel.

Katie Couric: You beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, Dina Lohan... and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and, apparently, also a loser. How do you deal with that?
Sue: I've been drinking a lot of bleach.


Sue: You don't go in that canon and this routine will be all boom, boom and no pow. And that, Brittany, is so 2000 and... late.
(esta está brilhante)

fartei-me de rir com a segunda

agora ou quando a ouviste antes?

Firework escreveu:

Sue: You don't go in that canon and this routine will be all boom, boom and no pow. And that, Brittany, is so 2000 and... late.
(esta está brilhante)

Achei um piadão quando a ouvi a dizer isso no episódio xD lol

quando a sue a disse xD

Esta está de partir o côco a rir:

Quinn: I'm torn
Santana. I'm not
Brittany: I'm Brittany

Holly: My name is Holly Holiday, what's yours? Go.
Puck: I'm Finn Hudson, I'm quarterback of the football team
Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, loud girlfriend.
Brittany: I'm Mike Chang.

puckle escreveu:

Holly: My name is Holly Holiday, what's yours? Go.
Puck: I'm Finn Hudson, I'm quarterback of the football team
Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, loud girlfriend.
Brittany: I'm Mike Chang.

ahahahah, farto-me de rir de cada vez que vejo essa cena.

Brittany: Mr. Schu taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and got frustrated.

aw britt *-*

eu acho que essa line já foi exagerar um bocado a "burrice" dela, mas pronto. xD

ela diz aquilo tão poker face que torna-se TÃO engraçado xD

por acaso qualquer piada fica 1000x melhor quando a pessoa a diz com poker face. xD

TOTALMENTE xD

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Rachel: "While the boys chose a selection of songs that cast a light inward in the irresponsible life choices and the sexual hunger of todays modern teens, we have chosen a selection of songs that speaks to the nation as a whole during these troubling times filled with economic uncertainty and unbridled social woes because if there's two things America needs right now that is sunshine and optimism... and also angels!"

rachel berry appreciation life.

Brittany: It's my man and it's legs don't work.

*acho que foi that's

haha, adorei essa :3

Tens razao.
Adorei esta:

Santana: Hello Lauren. You are a beautiful person.
Lauren: Thank you.
Santana:Now get out of my way please, afore's I ends you.
Lauren. You don't wanna push me.
Santana. You know what? I sort of do. You know, I am from a part of town called Lima Heights Adjacent. You know where that is, Poppin' Fresh? It's on the wrong side of the tracks.


(a primeira vez que ouvi isto, doeu me a barriga de tanto rir)

Sim, sem dúvida, a Santana a pensar que acabou de sair do guetto ou algo do género é realmente uma imagem muito assustadora xD

E no entanto a Santana é filha de um Médico xD LOLOL

Rachel: (Arroto) It tastes like PINK, IT TASTES LIKE PIINK

Que não é um "tooth doctor", mas sim um "real doctor" xD

Santana: I've had mono so many times that it turned into stereo.

ESTA ESTÁ ÉPICA!

Sometimes I don't feel like we're The Warblers. I feel like we're Blaine and the Pips. —Kurt (2.16)

PUCK: Dude, your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there? SAM: I dunno, I've never had any balls in my mouth. Have you?

TINA: You haven't noticed her ignoring you lately? ARTIE: Not really. It's Shark Week. (2.9)

LAUREN: Those candies you gave me? They all sucked. PUCK: But you ate all of them. LAUREN: I had to make sure they all sucked. (2.12)

HOLLY: Hi, I'm Holly Holiday. TERRI: Are you a porn star or a drag queen?

SUE: Nutrition is abysmal at this school. You know what this is? MERCEDES: It's a toilet brush. SUE: It's broccoli

I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or I can't digest my food. —Santana (2.4)

.TINA: We can finally have a normal night out. MIKE: Normal? What do you mean? We went out last night. TINA: For dimsum! with your mom!

já n lembro de mais nenhuma

amo essa ultima xD