As vossas "One lines" preferidas

Relembrando a primeira mensagem :

Como o titulo diz, é para falarem nas vossas "One lines" peferidas!
Eu tenho muitas, entre elas:

Brittany: Did you know that dolphin are like gay sharks?
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Jessy: This song should be arrestid by the crime of sucking
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Kurt: They gonna throw fruit at us! And I just have a facial
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Sue: Think this is hard? Try it under water, that's hard

Rachel: Being a diva is all about emotion. In fact you feel so much emotion that you cannot be physically contained. Sometimes you have to close your eyes, and turn your head, and push push your feelings away, there's that big... xD

puckle escreveu:

"Getting all hot and bothered about singing a Ke$ha song. It's weird." - Karosfky
"Maybe it won't be so weird when I go all Tik Tok on your face." - Puck

morri tanto xD

Santana: Oh please.. I've had mono so many times it turned into stereo

essa da santana é a minha favourite LOOOL

Schue: You know that we're facing Kurt and the Warblers at Regionals.
Sue: Sweet Porcelain.

OMG como diz< a Coop: morri tanto

puckle escreveu:

Schue: You know that we're facing Kurt and the Warblers at Regionals.
Sue: Sweet Porcelain.

LOL a sue é demais xD

Sue: The football team is dispensed.
Beiste: If you cut the football team, then who your cheerios are gonna cheer for?

santana: how can you do a duet by yourself? that's like vocal masturbation or something.

sam. escreveu:

santana: how can you do a duet by yourself? that's like vocal masturbation or something.

trololol lindo ahhahah

Principal Figgins: Now performing the Hit single Tik and also Tok, by rapper 'KEE-DOLLAR SIGN-HA'...

Rachel: Heyy Girlfriieennd

Spellgron escreveu:

Principal Figgins: Now performing the Hit single Tik and also Tok, by rapper 'KEE-DOLLAR SIGN-HA'...

Rachel: Heyy Girlfriieennd

a primeira fez-me rir, a segunda fez-me praticamente morrer em frente ao écrã.

Bryan: You ever heard of the term 'anger sex'?
Sue: The only kind I know.
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Sue:I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.
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Sue:You think this is hard? I'm passing a gallstone as we speak. That is hard!
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Sue: ''Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.''
Will: ''I don't menstruate.''
Sue: ''Neither do I.''
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Sue:Me, I never wanted kids — don't have the time, don't have the uterus.
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Brittany:When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist
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Brittany:I find recipes confusing

Sorry por tanta mas tava a divertir-me

Rachel: Brittany! Remember the rules: no sitting on anything!

Santana: Brittany, you're supposed to be in your wheelchair.
Brittany: I lost it.
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Will: Can anyone tell me what a ballad is?
Brittany: It's a male duck.
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Mr. Schue: So, does anybody know who Christopher Cross is?
Brittany: He discovered America.
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Tudo o que tenha Brittany para mim é engraçado!

a sue/brit/santana têm sempre das melhores ahah

oh puckle, quando a rachel disse essa cena da tua sign ahhahah e adoro a roupa da brit aí o.o

Rachel: First of all, I just wanna say how amazing the song you guys wrote was. I was so inspired. You know, it’s funny, I’ve won a lot of trophies before for singing competitions and dancing competitions, but I’ve always felt like the girl who never gets the brass ring. And maybe I never will but today and at Regionals, the way you guys believed in me and took a chance with me. All I’ve ever wanted was to feel special and to feel chosen and I just, um, I wanted to thank you guys so much for giving me that. That’s all.


Will: Just think about it. What’s your favorite song of all time?
Brittany: My Headband.

puckle escreveu:

Rachel: First of all, I just wanna say how amazing the song you guys wrote was. I was so inspired. You know, it’s funny, I’ve won a lot of trophies before for singing competitions and dancing competitions, but I’ve always felt like the girl who never gets the brass ring. And maybe I never will but today and at Regionals, the way you guys believed in me and took a chance with me. All I’ve ever wanted was to feel special and to feel chosen and I just, um, I wanted to thank you guys so much for giving me that. That’s all.

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Will: Just think about it. What’s your favorite song of all time?
Brittany: My Headband.

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